I ordered you four new pairs of baseball pants for this summer to wear at Home Run baseball camp. I figure that if you "spread the dirt," so to speak, across a bunch of uniforms then you won't look too much like Pig Pen. He's a character from Peanuts, the comic strip.
In Mom's and my math, being dirty equals having fun. Look at this picture of you - even your shadow is filthy. Clearly, you both seem to be really enjoying yourselves.
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